"Since you were so nice to me today, I want to do something nice for you. Shall I cook dinner all by myself?"
"What are you talking about? I wasn't nice to you."
"You really were."
"All I did was completely stay out of your way and not boss you around. And that too, because I was busy and didn't have the time to breathe down your neck!"
"See? You were nice to me."
"You mean I wasn't as horrible as usual."
"Fine! I give up. You weren't a bitch to me today and I really appreciate it."
"Wait a minute. Are you telling me that all I have to do to get tasty home cooked meals without moving a finger is not be horrible to you?"
"Aaaand that's the end of that. No free dinner for you. You're cooking with me."
Anyway, this was the dinner that we had to cook together because I'm...now, how do I put this delicately...FUCKING STUPID.