When Facebook reminds you that you were an idiot 4 years ago

What the actual shit was I thinking when I put up that status? Is it any wonder why people find it hard to like me? Because it was never just the "it's not you, it's me", it was bullshit like this as well. Moreover, the feminist in me is offended and ashamed of my former self. This is not every girl's dream. It's every human being's dream.

By the way, I have been stuffing myself with junk for more than a year now and I lost 2 kilos. Yay, metabolism! You may proceed to hate me now because clearly, I have learned nothing. 4 years later, I shall cringe about this post while "letting you know by the way" that the secret to my biceps and six pack is the greasy pizza slice I had for breakfast.

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