When beggars try to be choosers

"Scratchies."

"There. I have to go now."

"That was the worst scratchies in the world."

"Well you have hands of your own and I need to pee."

"What does my having hands have to do with your needing to pee?"

"Scratch yourself with your own hands! I'm not going to be around forever. Sometimes, a girl needs to pee."

"What is this pseudo scientific bullshit you're throwing at me?"

#youhavegottobekiddingme

More scratchies?


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