You know how Shane's the cheesy one in the relationship? You know how he has the capacity to say things that make me want to crawl out of my skin and disappear into a hole?
Here's a conversation from last night when I said, "Thank you. I was having a bad day and you cheered me up."
"You don't have to thank me. It's my job to cheer you up. I'd do it every day the way you do it for me."
"Do I, though?"
"Of course you do. All you have to do every time is smile."
"It's just that I have to work harder. It's not that easy for me because I'm not as pretty as you."
*intense blushing and awkward pause*
"How do you turn every conversation into something so cheesy?"
"Didn't you know that my superpower is cheese?"
I personally feel that his superpower is dad jokes.